WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
rest in peace, dampervan II.
hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
I READ THIS AS “YOU ARE ROCK STEEL ICE” AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND I KEPT READING IT OVER AND OVER AND I FINALLY SAW IT
i’m about to start screaming
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.